"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
6 selfies 2k14
not a guy, they/them
all i can see is punk thor
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
okay so HEADCANON: cecil’s eyes look like this
WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE
THE MOON IN HIS EYE
ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH THE PHASES
You could say….his eyes are the size of the moon
Well, theoretically, as no clocks in NightVale actually work… it could perpetually be nine in the afternoon…
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
books and cleverness … there are more important things.
Okay, just hear me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.