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collegehumor:

gohelloflo:

College Humor takes on the Mystery of the Female Thigh Gap. This is worth a watch.

"It became a kind of mass cultural delusion, engaging in the idolatry of nothingness, uttering strange incantations like ‘dat gap’"

August 21st 2014   398 notes   - via / source
  A+  Thigh Gap  funny
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

August 20th 2014   238636 notes   - via / source

kurozu501:

caterjunes:

the three reasons to tag everything are as follows:

  1. so i can blacklist it
  2. so you can find it again
  3. so i know if i need to wait for the fucking images to load on fUCKING TUMBLR MOBILE

#also I need to know your hidden feelings and opinions and bad jokes

August 20th 2014   31005 notes   - via / source

Tear gas

smidgetz:

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

That’s insane, please be careful y’all

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wadepeter:

guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years

August 20th 2014   22848 notes   - via / source

Sassy hair day

August 20th 2014   2 notes  

catsbeaversandducks:

By ©WHY MY CAT IS SAD

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lumos5001:

strexcorp-synernistsincorporated:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

THAT SHIT EATING GRIN AT THE END I’M SO DONE

and that’s why i have job security

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